of the french (again)

People keep on telling me that to like the french is to want to have an affair. They also say that to be Greek is to be gay. I do not think like this, but assuming that we take this to be true then the following must also be true:

1. To like the British is to want to live in a sexless puritanical Victorian relationship with a person of the opposite sex.
2. To like the Americans is to be a red neck, puritan in public who goes around with gay prostitutes when no one is looking.

Sounds only fair really.

the bigot test

A very simple way to detect a bigot:

1. the bad guys are always them, and the good guys are always us.
   
2. they never do good things.
   
3. we never do bad things.

They can be countries, states, religious groups, social stratas and many other things.